Suspicious emails: unclaimed insurance bonds, diamond-encrusted safe deposit boxes, close friends marooned in a foreign country. They pop up in our inboxes, and standard procedure is to delete on sight. But what happens when you reply? Follow along as writer and comedian James Veitch narrates a hilarious, months-long exchange with a spammer who offered to cut him in on a hot deal.

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  1. Acting smart. None of those dumbcunts that sit there can leave that building when they want. They are stuck in there. And pay fucking money. You are a disgrace to the human race. If I ever find a Ted Talker here in Holland I will hurt his loved ones.

  2. Dear Mr. James Veitch,

    I am in love with you and would like to marry you and bear your hilarious children. In order for this to work, you will have to transfer one gazillion dollars into a Peruvian bank account which details I will provide upon your agreement.

    Sincerely yours,
    Avigail E.


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